Friday, February 29, 2008


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Well I had an absolutely spectacular experience last night. It involved running like a maniac with 14 others through a packed downtown Osaka looking for chalk marks along the side of the road. I signed up for the third Leap Year run with the Kinky Full Moon Hash Harriers. 
It took us an hour to run the course, and the coolest part of it was that it was designed so everyone of all speeds finished right at the same time. This was then followed by a 'circle', also known as downers, or an excuse to pound back some suds, or have them poured over your head. The group was about half foreigners and half Japanese, all incredibly fun people. 
So I'm going to give you a present. I dont like giving things that just get stored and forgotten, so we'll do this instead. Go for one single run with the local HHH. If you don't like it, consider it the physical equivalent to a bad cd on your birthday.
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If you live in Toronto: http://hogtownh3.com/
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If you live in the Sault, theres a running club, but I can't find a hash.
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If you live in Vancouver: http://www.vanhash.com/site
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If you live in Calgary: http://onon.org/asm/
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If your from other: http://gotothehash.net/
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Please go. You don't have to be a jogger, one hash vet told me a story last night about walking one course with another guy and finishing 10 minutes after the front runners who had sprinted the whole thing. You'll meet some awesome people, hear some horribly dirty jokes and gain a new appreciation for tylenol. Seriously, the worst part of my night last night was having to skip out on the first pub of 4 so I would make the last train home. Do it!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Some of these are pretty humiliating, but still give a pretty accurate depiction of how I felt.
If it doesnt work, search 27963 from the tokyo marathon photo page.

http://tm2008eng.allsports.jp/photo/photo_list_tag_search.php?tag_code=zekken&tag=27963

Sunday, February 17, 2008

The Art of Continuous Horizontal Falling.

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This shirt got a lot of "GOO KAANADA"
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Just half of the epic chaos that was bag reclaiming.
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Tokyo Big Sight, a monstrously big creation.

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Step one: Wake up at 6:00, breakfast at 6:20, out of the house and at the station by 10 to 7.
Arrive at Shinjuku station and then the starting gates around 7:30. Load bag then do a warm up and prep for a 9:10 start.
Step two: 0-10km hold a 155 bpm heart rate, pace at 5:30. 10-20km raise pace slightly to around 158, pace to 5:15. Drink every water station, have a gel from stash. 20-30k raise hr to 160 bpm, pace to about 5:00 per km. 30k-finish, open 'er up, slowly build to a full out sprint, hr at 160-65bpm, pace 4:45, 100% last 2.2km. Glide gracefully over the finish line at 3:50 or lower, gently mop brow and go about the days business.
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This was how it was going to happen. Now all I had to do was fall asleep, wake up, and perform the plan as proposed.
Thats the truly great things about plans, is that you think your being proactive. Planning exists by nature to avoid any problems. Of course, I am told I come from a family that has an issue with doing things the easy way. The main issue I have with planning is that I really only think of things once. Oh that? Right, I better remember it, then I go on to immediately forget said object. So planning is more counter productive than anything, as when it comes time to put it into action, I've already thought of it once so ignore it a second time around.
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The morning went something a little more like this. Smooth, would be the operable word. I woke up had a breakfast of champions, including omochee, a rice cake known both as a pre-race snack eaten by Japanese marathon runners and for its penchant for causing death by choking in the elderly. When served properly it is a delicious white pastry that resembles something between a marshmallow and gummy bears with that quality of sticks to the top of your mouth so often found with peanut-butter-on-a-spoon. Its then lightly toasted, dipped in soy and wrapped in norii.
I then left Junko's and arrived in Shinjuku, a 10 minute walk from City Hall, and the start, when I heard a man talking about something he had gotten at the previous years NYC marathon. I looked over and he had several people clustered around his right foot. Gosh, I wonder what that could be. Maybe a timing chip? Oh... a timing chip.
The sprint back through Shinjuku station and back east took about 45 minutes. Luckily Junko met me at the station with said black timing chip, of which I had so carefully left out in its clear plastic bag in my darkened room. The only issue was that I had only budgeted enough time to get from A to B, not A to B, B to A, A to B. I figured that the average morning commuter would have some more sympathy if they saw a giant bag emblazoned with TOKYO MARATHON on it before they got knocked over, and as such managed to make it back 10 minutes after the trucks were supposed to have closed, yet still managed to get mine in. Though in my rush, I realized I had unfortunately not taken any of my bars, gels or camera out of the pockets of the sweater I just packed away.
Finally, I made my way through the starting area with a Swedish (I think) fellow. I started to feel a whole lot better about my training when he told me he had never run over 2.5 hours. The starting area was an experience in itself.
There were 40,000 people stretched around several city blocks. 10,000 or so were for the 10k race, and 30 for the marathon. I was in the 3rd starting block from the front and got a decent view of the proceedings. In true Japanese style the start was not marked by waving cheerleaders or witty commentary by some celebrity athlete, instead one side had about 100 men and their wives in suits in grandstands who looked as though they were prepared for a state funeral, and the other had a mens choir that was singing what sounded to me like the Russian National anthem. 
As for weather, last year a number of people hadn't ran due to extreme cold and rain, but this year boasted not a single cloud in the sky and temperatures warm enough for many to run in shorts and gloves and provide me with a satisfyingly painful sunburn. The route was good, rather ordinary as it was through downtown Tokyo, and the path didn't get to intimate with any cultural heritage sites it passed. For example the palace grounds are always closed, but it was cool to go by it, and some of the other temples would have been hard to spot unless you knew they were there. At some point I think we passed the fish market, but I didn't recognize it. 
The crowd is probably the biggest reason I was able to smile for 3 hours and 53 minutes. They lined the entire 42k going from 1 to 5 deep at some points. They were truly Japanese, some as silent and stoic as statues, and others a level of cheering that often reached hysteria when a loved one was spotted. Water stations were every 2-3k and food stations started around the 25/30k mark with bananas and raisins, then adding chocolate, M&M's and red bean paste buns that tasted like baked flour. One of the most fantastic parts of the audience was the food they were handing out. Despite entire tables of untouched water cups people were handing out their own along with boxes of chocolates, sweets, baked goods and even sushi at one point. I think a Japanese lady I was running near got as big a kick out of that as I did.
Despite some achilles issues, things were going awesome, then at maybe 30k I thought, 'gosh 12k sure is a long ways to sprint, maybe I'll just wait a bit", this was repeated just about every k up until 33/35. I guess I had mixed some food properly or got a sugar rush or something because I could just not hold it in any longer. These people just had to know how happy I was to be there! They had to know how much I loved this city! They had to cheer louder! And I was going to be the one to tell them! I think for the next 3k I must have given out 200 high fives. I started clapping incessantly and trying to get people riled up. I ran facing backwards for awhile, I danced at one point and once tried to stop and hug a water volunteer but fearing this large alien creature she was having none of it. There are a lot of cameras at such a big run, and I decided I wanted to get a photo of me. And really the only way to ensure this was going to happen was by doing something stupid. Clearly I wasn't dressed stupidly enough, so I found someone who was. First it was a big asian/african guy dressed in victorian style drag running with a fan that got a crowd reaction, then it was a guy in a blue power rangers costume who looked like the full face mask wasn't the best idea he had ever had. So while the cameras focused on them I ran in the background giving my true KISS (rock band) salute, with tongue wagging and fingers raised in rocker style. I don't know if this was effective, or just made a whole lot of Japanese people never want to go to Canada, but it was at least 3km of amusement for me. 
Another awesome runner was high five girl. I think out of 30 000 people, she likely gave high fives to 20 000 of them. Literally, thats all she did the entire race. But if she had become one of the victims of roadside carnage that began littering the streets around 15k, I would have happily carried her the rest. Its runners like that, that give an awesome boost.
When I got around 40k that boost of elation came back. I realized that my muscles didn't have enough in them to push my heart past 156bpm, and pain passed somewhere around the 36k mark right where I realized I was no longer running, now I was falling forward. Instead of pain I was once again overcome with an overly emotional joy. This time it wasn't for the race or the people, it was that in a mere 2195m I would no longer be running. I actually turned to one guy and said "Can you believe it? We're almost there! I can't even believe it!" And literally, it seemed like one of the greatest wonders of the world. Then with not an inch of feeling in the woodblocks I once called legs I picked up the pace and finished. I pulled another Toronto waterfront half and saved half an ounce of energy to speed by about 100 people in the last 200m to the finish line. Which is both an ego boost when the crowd roars and then when they wake you up an hour later, you can truly say you gave it everything you have.
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It was an awesome experience, and I would truly recommend it to everyone. Don't think its beyond your means, its not. If anything, this race was a lesson in not judging a book by its cover. Several times I saw someone fast looking pass me by and considered pacing off them, then several km later I would pass them as they walked or wheezed by the side of the road. People of literally all shapes and sizes, few young many older, big, small, you name it. Despite being overly competitive I realized part way through the race (right when I realized I couldn't feel my legs) that this had barely anything to do with running. It was entirely taking the opportunity to do something challenging in a spectacular environment. But if you do do it, Train!!!

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Well 3-4 times a week for 18 weeks has led me here. With a guestimate average of 40k/week thats 720km spread over 54 runs it's been a long time coming. Its time to see if a diet of instant noodles, beer and hot sauce pays off.
I must admit I am thoroughly looking forward to not running anymore. I think backpacking had a pretty negative effect by turning running into work rather than pleasure, and now I'd do just about anything to focus on another sport. Then again, with temperatures hitting the -40 range, I think I left Calgary at the right time.
So, on Sunday at 9 a.m Tokyo time, myself and 29,999 other people will launch forward in a giant mass to weave 42.2 km through the worlds 13th biggest city. If the forecast and past years are any indication it should be a chilly 5 degrees, yet hopefully without the rain of past years.
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I find when I squeeze the significance out of a run, telling myself its nothing, then 40 steps out the door I literally feel annoyed its not over yet. But at the same time, picturing a 10k run, then thinking about doing it 4 times can be an intimidating thought in itself. So instead I'm going on a sightseeing jog with a big audience.
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Sidenote, I went on a shopping spree today. I bought a digital camera, Japanese/English dictionary, mp3, digital TV and a gps with internet/email capabilities. It also all happens to come in one handy package called a cellphone, undoubtedly Japans most popular object.
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I dont know if they'll do live updates, but if they do the website is www.tokyo42195.org/index_en.html and my bib number is 27 963. I'm also taking public donations in my name for the Tokyo Incorporated Taxi Company, 42 km adds up.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

There's a reason they serve alcohol in bigger glasses at karaoke.
Tonight I was invited to an evening of sophisticated entertainment in downtown Hirakata for a taste of Japanese Karaoke. Despite having tests tomorrow and the next day, I figured correctly in that hops and loud noises help you concentrate. As it turns out trying to read the words on Japanese songs was awesome Hiragana practice, despite only knowing every third character.

Rather than the North American style of karaoke, in Japan you rent a room with a tv, 2 mics and unlimited drinks for a specified time period. Drinks are ordered through an intercom and songs are decided through a remote. Its weird because there isn't the pressure of being on stage, yet Japanese people are unusually good at karaoke, mostly ending in disgrace for westerners (moi). Its probably a good thing I didn't know drinks were unlimited, otherwise Ring of Fire would have gotten a whole lot more animated. The slightly odd thing about the Japanese and Karaoke is that it's not only something to do when you want to make a fool of yourself or have a good time with friends, I saw several rooms with only one or two people in them, making one question what the occupants were thinking. "Hey lets go on our first date to sing out of tune 80's songs to generic 70's music videos", or "gosh, I know I should go home to the wife and kids, but instead I'm going to go sit in a room alone and pretend I'm the American Idol winner."
Golden.  

Monday, February 11, 2008

At the highest point of the worlds (13th) highest ferris wheel.
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Osaka Castle, I'm sure the elevator was for the 18th Century warlord who didn't deal with stairs to well.
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Sky Garden building, Osaka has some gorgeous modern architecture.
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Escalators.
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Kansai Gaidai is about 30k that way.
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Worst place in Japan to be during an earthquake.
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Downtown Osaka
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I took the day off from being a slug and went into Osaka to play tourist for the afternoon. It was an unusually gorgeous day which always helps. I checked out the sky garden tower, pictured above, then what is supposedly the worlds largest, and possibly slowest ferris wheel. Even if it isn't the worlds largest, it may be the highest as its placed on the 7th floor of a shopping centre. Then off to the reconstructed Osaka castle. On the way home I thought it'd be fun to get lost in miles of underground malls while endlessly searching for a railway I was nowhere near. Turns out that wasn't a shortcut.

(I just checked it out, and the worlds highest is in Beijing to be finished in 2009, the one pictured shoots around 13th.)

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Well there's a definite lack of silver mines and awesome experiences to report, so life at KG will have to do.
We're in the middle of a long weekend, and coupling that with a one day snow storm has given me time to do a giant amount of absolutely nothing. Tests are a weekly occurrence with the emphasis placed on language classes over academic options. I am now and sure to be continually surprised at how much the are able to cram in our brains. Despite this a lot of the knowledge has a magical ability to fly right out the other side when the test is over. 
The Tokyo race is a week today which makes me feel like I should be nervous, but I've run my head through it a couple times and think its better to try not to over think it, what will be will be.
Food is proving to be somewhat expensive, but then again I do eat 2 lunches and 2 dinners a day, something that will hopefully slow after the race. I've registered in the Nagano Marathon in April, but am thinking I will stop doing long distance running for a while, its way to hard to fit in with classes.
Because of how our term is situated and how the Japanese term is scheduled, all the Japanese students are on holidays from now until April, meaning the school is very empty and everything (gym, cafeteria, gates) is on a limited schedule until they return. Also the schools thriving club and circle (clubs are like varsity teams, circles are like intramurals) is put on hold until everyone comes back, and of course, we leave.
I think ceramics is going to be a blast, its spaced over 3 days of the week, totaling 8 hours, but if our movement so far is an gauge then we should be making "masterpieces" (sensee's words) by the end of the semester.
In true Gillespie fashion rather than taking my time to study, I've been planing out the next 2 trips after this, both epic journeys covering the better part of the globe, and probably not the best way to keep myself focused on the task at hand. 
Ever want to keep connected with Canada? I highly recommend Vinyl Cafe podcasts from CBC, it's becoming a weekly highlight for me. 

Sunday, February 3, 2008

KGU "We offer a wide international program for your Japanese children to experience, while keeping the barbarians safely in their cages"

Betty, the fifth member of the bicycle family. 
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In Canada we have U-locks and still have problems with theft. In Japan they have 1 inch locks that stop one side of a wheels spokes. You can still move the bike backwards, but unless you have a screwdriver or physically turn the lock away you may face some minor issues when trying to bike away. Also they don't lock the bikes to anything. Despite having a complex registration and parking system the Japanese still complain of bike theft as an issue. This is in many ways reinforcing the Japanese way, society pressure rather than physically practical applications.
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Seminar House II, my new home.
It's pretty great to have a balcony, but it is the traditional Japanese type with a view of someone else's balcony on one side and a brick wall on the other.
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Kansai Gaidai University's basketball courts/astroturf. 
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The first and only day I've seen sun. The whole campus was built at the same time so every building looks exactly the same.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Once in a while when your traveling you come across something really incredible, something that just makes all the exhaustion, money and stress really worth it. Today, I made such a discovery. It happened at a relatively simple moment while ambling downtown Hirikata. I was wandering through a chapters-indigo type store wishing I could read a single sign, yet regretting many of North Americas more popular culture exports. This is where I came upon the first accurately named place I have found yet. It was inauspicious as any other basement grocery store, yet the sign that displayed its name didn't have the usual Japanese products arranged elegantly to pull people in. Instead it showed imported Italian olive oil and balsamic. After being drawn down to it I found the golden prize. 


First of all, don't get me wrong, I love foreign food. When I go to a country, more than anything I feel one should always go for the cow's tongue instead of french fries and push the culinary boundaries dictated by culture, but when a nations most popular dish is breaded cutlet, some branching out may be called for. But there comes a point of eating enough pickled and raw foods that the true cravings break through.

Imagine being a Japanese person in Nebraska. All you want is some decent sushi, tempura and maybe some pickled radish, but the closest thing thing to fish you can find is some deep fried concoction served with oily piece of potato. It doesn't take long to get worn down. It took me about two weeks to realize my complete and utter love for blue cheese, kobassa, fresh crusty breads and cereal not coated in sugar. 

It was finally at the said supermarket accurately named "Lucky" that I managed to score some of these beauties. Though true kobassa has yet to be discovered I'm now eating Danish blue, french baguettes and british muesli compliments of Lucky.